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I'm sorry that people are jealous of me.... But I can't help it that I'm so popular.

HBIC

Thanks for the new profile picture HellWarior. Amazing art work :)

I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home they're just REGULAR donuts.

An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backwards. When life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it's going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

Bak two skewl, bak two skewl. Pruv too dem i'm not a fool.

Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside

This year the 4th of July falls on July 4th!!

Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.

My brain is about as organized as the Wal-Mart $5 DVD bin.

I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.

I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes of Maury.

Too few people spontaneously combust.